Bondage illegal in the UK?

I was just surfing one of my favourite sites when I came across something in the discussion area.

Campaigners are worried that a new law that will make illegal to possess extreme pornographic images may also punish those who enjoy an unusual sex life.

I am, of course, talking about bondage.

I see two problems with this law:

1. How does the law categorize what is an extreme pornogrpahic image? Your local church going bible bashing wowser from down the road would categorize any porn as “extreme”, let alone an image or movie showing penetration.

2. Anyone who does enjoy a little bit of bondage is going to have to go underground. Not that they would come and say casually to their friends “Oh yeah, we tie each other up and whip each other all the time. Really gets those procreative juices flowing”.

Now, I will admit, I’ve been handcuffed and blindfolded by an ex girlfriend before. It involved an inordinate amount of trust between the parites involved, and done right, it can really get you aroused. And I’ve done the same to her. And I’m not ashamed to admit that I was little hesitant at first, but hey, anything is worth trying once, and once I relaxed and enjoyed her teasing me with her body, the sex was totally amazing afterwards. Now I know what people mean when they said they felt like they were going to explode.

So there you have it. I think the British would be totally nuts to go overboard and punish those who like a little spice in their sex life. I mean what’s next, swingers’ parties and threesomes?

Until next time

Lord Yu