You’re all a bunch of sick puppies (and that MI6 Stuff Up)

First of all. I’d like to say you’re all a bunch of sick puppies (in a good way fo course). Ever since I put up that pose about Sexvilla, I’ve been getting a lot of views and searches. There are more “experienced” Sexvilla users out there, but if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to comment and I’ll answer as best I can.

Now on to that MI6 screw up. What I would like to know, is how the hell did Susan  Sawers wife, man to become the head of MI6 (England’s answer to the CIA) even think that it was a good idea to put up photos of where they went on holiday, and pictures of her husband? I mean come on, the woman’s been married to the man probably since he was a spy. She really should know better than to go splashing their private lives on the internet. Because let’s face it, once your life is on the internet, it isn’t private anymore. It’s out there for the entire world to see (hence the reason why I don’t have Myspace, Facebook or any other social networking page). I don’t even have  a personal webpage. I never know what to put on the thing, and anything I do put there is not going to be pictures of myself, family or friends. Maybe my yacht when I get it, but that’s it. My private life is just that:private. I don’t need to splash it all over Myspace or Facebook (as I write this, I’m re-considering, but just yacht stuff, boring I know but hey, there might be other people in my area who also race model yachts. In fact, I know there are, just not the once I want to race, as far as I know).

Let this be a lesson to every other Facebook and Myspace user: be careful about what you put on your page, as you never who’s life you might be affecting by doing so.

Until next time

Lord Yu

Sailing Part 4

Remember that yacht I got for Christmas?

It’s stuffed.

I won’t go into it as it is a rather long, boring story

The good news is there is another yacht that I want to get that isn’t a piece of shit made in Chine. Ok, yes, it’s made in China, but from the sources and information I’ve found on the internet, it’s a rather good first boat (I don’t count my Triumph 800 as my first yacht, it’s more like a floating piece of junk).

It’s called a Victoria, and it’s a kit yacht. Meaning I pretty have to build it from scratch, except the hull, which is already moulded into shape.

Here’s a rather nice video I found

All up, it’s going to cost close to $500 with radio control equipment, batteries and a charger. There are after-market upgrades you can get from various third-party vendors, but they’re more for racing than pleasure.

Hopefully I can get it just before Christmas.

And this time, I am going to be patient and wait for the right wind conditions to sail it.

Until next time

Lord YU

3D Sexvilla 2 – Everlust

A little while ago, I reviewed a game called “Active Dolls”, where you could basically be your own photographer. Well, now I’ve found something else called 3D Sexvilla 2 – Everlust

The first difference between Sexvilla and Active Dolls is the fact the Sexvilla is an online game. No, it’s not mulitplayer. You also have more control over the models looks, from everything to breast size (in the full version, I only have the demo version at the moment) to make up. Even the colour of the model’s nipples can be changed. There are also male models you can play around with

The second difference, apart from being played online, is that you can make your own virtual pornographic films. Up to three models can be placed in positions, from single positions to threesomes. You are not just limited to male on female action either. It is possible to have two females in sexual positions. I am unsure as to whether two males may interact as I have not yet subscribed to the full version

As I said, I only have the demo version, which allows you to run through a tutorial, go into free mode or into the sequencer, which allows you to make your own virtual porn movie (as I understand it, two males and a female or two females and a male are allowed to make movies. I am undure as to whether three females may make movies, or whether two or more males can interact).

The full version allows you two more modes: a story mode where you can earn in-game currency (called sexcoins) to buy more models, poses, locations outfits and toys and models. Quick mode apparently has both models ready for action, where they have already had foreplay and will both orgasm. According to the icon shown in the upper left when hovering over Quickmode, sex coins will not be earned in that mode.  However, in both Freemode and Storymode, getting a model to reach orgasm will earn sexcoins. Up to 3,000 sexcoins can be earned per day during Storymode.

So, what do these “Sexcoins” allow you to do? Sexcoins are the in-game currency, which can be used to buy “Sexpacks” which may contain poses,locations, toys, models and outfits. Exploring the Sexshop, I’ve found that generally, each location comes with new outfits for both male and female models to wear, whereas models, poses and toys must be bought separately. Some outfits are also available as separate items. Sexpacks may cost abosutely nothing or up to 7,000 coins.

I will of course provide some pictures at a later date. I just hope they’re not too provocative for the blog

Until next time

Lord Yu

Edit: Unfortunately I didn’t get time to upload any screenshots before my subscription ran out and I stupidly deleted the screenshots I had taken. Once I fulfill some other financial commitments I will re-subscribe and upload some screenshots. Just might be a while.

Bondage illegal in the UK?

I was just surfing one of my favourite sites when I came across something in the discussion area.

Campaigners are worried that a new law that will make illegal to possess extreme pornographic images may also punish those who enjoy an unusual sex life.

I am, of course, talking about bondage.

I see two problems with this law:

1. How does the law categorize what is an extreme pornogrpahic image? Your local church going bible bashing wowser from down the road would categorize any porn as “extreme”, let alone an image or movie showing penetration.

2. Anyone who does enjoy a little bit of bondage is going to have to go underground. Not that they would come and say casually to their friends “Oh yeah, we tie each other up and whip each other all the time. Really gets those procreative juices flowing”.

Now, I will admit, I’ve been handcuffed and blindfolded by an ex girlfriend before. It involved an inordinate amount of trust between the parites involved, and done right, it can really get you aroused. And I’ve done the same to her. And I’m not ashamed to admit that I was little hesitant at first, but hey, anything is worth trying once, and once I relaxed and enjoyed her teasing me with her body, the sex was totally amazing afterwards. Now I know what people mean when they said they felt like they were going to explode.

So there you have it. I think the British would be totally nuts to go overboard and punish those who like a little spice in their sex life. I mean what’s next, swingers’ parties and threesomes?

Until next time

Lord Yu

Go f*ck yourselves!

A few days ago, I logged on to the Sims 2 website, something I haven’t done in a long time. Waiting in my personal messages is an anonymous message from some gutless wonder telling me that threatening the Simmasers (basically the moderators of the forum section of The Sims 2 website) is a bannable offense.

There are 2 reasons why these fucktards can take a bunch of dildos and go fuck each with them

1. Playing favourites

I’ve seen posts on The Sims 2 websites that break the rules, which have been reported but not removed. Yet I have seen similar posts/threads break the rules and on the very first offense, the poster receives a ban. Playing favourites much?

2. No guts

These fucktards like to hide behind the fact that, when they do issue a ban, they can remain anonymous. If you’re going to ban someone, at least have the balls to come forward, tell the person why they got banned and by whom. Hiding behind your anonymimity only makes you look like a gutless fucktard (oh wait, Simmasters ARE gutless fucktards!)

I ‘d like to see some of these Simmasters look at the Eve Online forums. They’d take one look at them and quiver in fear. And if they posted something like “Please don’t say that, it’s not nice” the flaming they would get would send them to the loony bin.

Until next time

Lord Yu

Argon Prime News: New corporation launches in X Universe

With the war still ongoing, it is rare that Argon Prime News can bring some good news for change.

A new corporation has been launched in the Argon Empire region of space. While the CEO was remaining tight lipped about operations, he did have this to say:

“Eagle Industries may only have one employee at the moment, that being me. But over time, I hope to build this company into an economic empire to rival that of the Teladi. We will not only trade within the Argon Empire, but also within that of our allies, the Boron, and hopefully, within Split and Paranid space. Eventually, I hope to gain enough of a reputation to be trusted with one of the Argon capital ships”.

Can one man, with one ship, in the middle of a war, keep his dream alive. We’ll keep you updated.

Downtime

Eve Online has one hour a day where the server is taken offline for server maintenance, small patches and other maintenance that has to be performed. This is done between 11am and 12pm GMT, as the server is in Britian. In the case of an expansion, this is usually a few hours to make sure everything works as intended

And most players hate it.

Personally, I don’t mind it

It’s one hour a day out of 24. The most I mine is about 4-5 hours, and that’s generally during the day anyway. So it really doesn’t affect me. After downtime, I mine about 2 hours. Living in Australia, I usually get to bed around 12:30am, maybe 1am, after letting my brain settle a little.

Also, downtime is necessary to maintain and defrag the database. The Eve Online database performs millions of transactions a day. It tracks who traded what to who, who put what on the market, where it was put up for sale, who bought items on the market, how many they bought, the item(s) bought, I could go on, but you get the general idea. Eventually, the database is going to become so fragmented that something will mess up somewhere. I would rather have a 1 hour downtime a day where maintenance is performed than an entire 1 day a week.

And, I’m assuming, so would the rest of the Eve community

Until next time

Lord Yu

Why girls/women don’t play EvE

An interesting post on the forum this last week or so on the Eve forum

It went something like “Any hot girls play Eve?”

And it gave me one of the many answers to the quesion why girls don’t play Eve

1. None of the females who do play Eve want to be hassled by immature players asking stupid questions

2. The one who do play don’t admit that they are for the same reason

3. I’ve finally understood why the Hellcats (greetings to you, fair ladies *tips hat*) won’t allow males in the corp. They just want to play Eve, not get hassled.

Of all the players I have met and flown alongside, two have admitted to being actual females. And I am proud to say I didn’t ask stupid questions, act immature or any way, shape or form hassle them. I did speak my mind to one who I thought was being a bit mean to some of the players who were renting alliance space, but that’s hardly hassling.  I didn’t really like that alliance anyway, 99% of them were idiots.

Until next time

Lord Yu

So a funny thing happened…

My hauler alt has just gotten into an Orca, and I am enjoying it immensely.

Not for that fact that it can hold around 51,000 m3 of ore, although that is a nice feature. Not for the fact that it can run 3 gang links simultaneously (I run 2 plus a small tractor beam), although that too is a nice feature. And it’s not the fact that if a mining crystal breaks, my miner can grab a new one out of the corp hangars, but yes, that too is a nice feature

It’s the fact I can dump ore from my miner’s cargo hold into the corp hold of the Orca.

This feature came in very handy on Monday when, for the first time in a long time, someone tried to steal ore from the jetcan I had floating nearby. It was just blind luck I spotted the guy approaching, and switched from my miner to my hauler. I managed to grab around 21,000 m3 of ore and put into one of the corp hangars before transferring into the cargo hold of the Orca. Not getting the hint that I didn’t need to drop a can to mine, the one-sided conversation went like this:

***************: ha ha you lose

***************: oh and don’t bother hanging around because I can mine right into the corp hangar of that orca there

***************: so bye bye

After that, the would-be ore thief left the system.

Oh, and I blanked out my miner’s name because I don’t want every tom, dick and harry convoing me asking what system I mine in so I can fleet them. I don’t fleet non-corp pilots.

Until next time

Lord Yu

Hardcore Eve players

If there’s one thing in Eve that annoys me more than isk farmers and ore thievesm it’s idiots who think just because they pvp, they’re the lord of everyone in the game and demand respect whether they deserve it or not

Some players have been known to act like this in 0.0

Well guess what, people? Acting like a dick and saying “I’m so great because I can take 50 million pvp’ers in BS’s in a frigate and kill them all with one shot” is only going to prove one thing to me:  that you actually are a dick and you don’t deserve my respect

The pvp’er who turns to me and says “Yes, I do think I’m good at pvp because I’ve managed to kill 2 or 3 cruisers out of 6 while in a frigate, but they got me in the end” is going to earn my respect even more because

a) He/ she fought back against odds that were unwinnable

b) He/she managed to take down a few enemies before going down him/herself

c) He/she admiited that, in the end, the battle was unwinnable, admitted that they did get killed and did not act like a whiney baby because they lost their ship.

Also, you are not going to earn my respect if

a) you ONLY kill people who are flying industrial ships and mining barges

b) you take 10 friends along to gank a single frigate/cruiser

c) you pirate to ransom players for their ships/pods, take their isk and blow them up anyway (even pirates in real life, while committing criminal activities, honour their profession by letting ships go after the ransom has been paid).

To this day, I have only pvp’d a handful of times, each time either finding no one to pvp against or losing my ship. And each time, the opponents have been gracious in victory, never saying “Ha ha, you lost your ship, go back to high sec loser”.

I prefer to hear that from the hardcore players no likes or respects. Because then I laugh and think to myself “At least I’m in a player run corp and not in some npc noon corp because I act like a jerk all the time”.

So, there you have it. Acting like a jerk in Eve will only earn you enemies. Being gracious both in victory and defeat will earn you more friends than you can count.

Until next time

Lord Yu